[Hey Kara! Minding your own business? Too bad! Here's a vampire, fangs and cute little bat wings and all, jumping out with fingerguns and a wink.]

Just the man I wanted to see, haha! [boy he's fingergunning] I'm here to offer you my opinion, completely unfiltered and one hundred percent genuine! Are you ready?

[It looks like he isn't going to take no for an answer.]