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SHITPOST CRAFTS AHOY

[givethemhell]

[Wei Wuxian is in here!! He's sitting at the tiny table by the drop-off box, tapping his fingers against the macaroni noodles.]

--Ah, hello, friend. [Gesturing him on in, there's plenty of room in crafts hell.] I didn't have a chance to look around this place before trial, so I wanted to take a peek, see what's in here.

[wowcool]

Hello, friend.

[He comes over to glance at what Wei Wuxian is referring to - ah, noodles? He furrows his eyes, looking a little confused.]

I haven't been in here either...why is there food here?

[givethemhell]

[GOOD QUESTION. He raises his hands...]

They were here when I got here, so either someone has a very strange sense of humor, or they're meant to be used in some sort of project. What that project may be, I have absolutely no idea!

[He picks one of the macaronis up, snapping it in half.]

[wowcool]

Do you think we could use them in art?

[But what kind of art...??????]

[givethemhell]

[He stares at the noodles and at the fixings for the macaroni art postcards, squinting...]

...Cover them in glitter? Glue them together? Ah, what a waste of food, though!

[wowcool]

Glitter?

...But you couldn't eat them afterwards? You're right. It is a waste of food, but...I guess they are fun shapes, aren't they?

[givethemhell]

It's true! You can make a lot of things with a shape like this...

[He places another noodle on his palm, like a tiny arch.]

Still a waste, but maybe if the other person enjoys receiving them, that's as good a reason as any to make something.

[wowcool]

You think that the people in that place would enjoy....pasta art.

[HE'S STARING AT WWX VERY DUBIOUSLY]

[givethemhell]

[HE STARES RIGHT BACK.]

If I were dead, I'd like someone to give me pasta art. [Simply... He would like to receive anything though, since it would mean someone thought of him. What a loser.]

We can also probably write on them, which is the more important part! The decoration is just a bonus.