A chicken...I guess I could take a chicken here, but...I think those chickens belong to other people.
[HmmmMMMM he will have to work around that, somewhere.]
[There's that glimmer in his eyes again, though, as he turns to Wei Wuxian.]
I just want to do as much as I can for him, you see. We could have all the time in the world here, or none at all. So I want to make the biggest impression.
[Please don't kidnap someone else's chickens Anaido. Do not follow in Wei Wuxian's footsteps, who has stolen almost every chicken he's eaten.]
But that's true, that's true. Hah, it's too bad we don't have anything like that petting zoo where we come from. He does love animals! Even if he can't really enjoy the soft ones by touch, these days... Ah, I should work on that.
[nts come up with a way to restore physical sensation to zombies.]
He's very cute! [(wwx cooing at rotting bodies) CUTEST.] He might like riding horseback again too, honestly... It's been a while.
[He'd have to like, chop the chains off beforehand too, probably, because the constant rattling may spook them... ANOTHER THING TO CONSIDER FOR LATER. As for that, he just raises his hands.]
I think by now we've all seen that just about anything is possible, for better or for worse. [Ah, the magic of murderous jamjars...] If it's something Wen Ning might like, then it's something I can work on.
[So many things he doesn't know! It kind of sucks! That's fine. He's a willing learner, for the most part.]
I...think he'd really like that. [And he kind of glances away, rose tint in his cheeks. Wen Ning being able to feel touch...that would be such an amazing surprise for him, he knows.] Ahahaha. He could feel when I hold his hand...or...kiss him...
Thank you. [And then finally, he just decides to say it.] I'm planning on taking Black Shadows - [He winks.] - on a date, so...everything you told me is super helpful.
[PROBABLY UNSURPRISINGLY, Wei Wuxian... does not seem surprised. There's a little twinkle of amusement in his demon eye, and he nods.]
I would, I would! It's only fair for you to be able to treat our dearest director to the best date possible, you know? I have faith that you'll make it something unforgettable, friend!
[There's some fondness in his smile, next. Sometimes you can't do much for your zombie bff besides give him trauma, so you're just endlessly grateful when someone else comes along to fill in the gaps you can't manage to cover on your own.]
I do mean what I said - that I think anything you do at all would be appreciated by them. But I understand wanting to make it as special as possible. It's sweet, you know?
[And if anyone deserves that sort of sweetness, after everything...]
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[HmmmMMMM he will have to work around that, somewhere.]
[There's that glimmer in his eyes again, though, as he turns to Wei Wuxian.]
I just want to do as much as I can for him, you see. We could have all the time in the world here, or none at all. So I want to make the biggest impression.
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[Please don't kidnap someone else's chickens Anaido. Do not follow in Wei Wuxian's footsteps, who has stolen almost every chicken he's eaten.]
But that's true, that's true. Hah, it's too bad we don't have anything like that petting zoo where we come from. He does love animals! Even if he can't really enjoy the soft ones by touch, these days... Ah, I should work on that.
[nts come up with a way to restore physical sensation to zombies.]
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He does? Ahahaha, wow. It's hard for me to believe he could get cuter, but...
[And a tilt of his head.]
You could work on that? Restoring touch to him? Could that be possible?
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[He'd have to like, chop the chains off beforehand too, probably, because the constant rattling may spook them... ANOTHER THING TO CONSIDER FOR LATER. As for that, he just raises his hands.]
I think by now we've all seen that just about anything is possible, for better or for worse. [Ah, the magic of murderous jamjars...] If it's something Wen Ning might like, then it's something I can work on.
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[So many things he doesn't know! It kind of sucks! That's fine. He's a willing learner, for the most part.]
I...think he'd really like that. [And he kind of glances away, rose tint in his cheeks. Wen Ning being able to feel touch...that would be such an amazing surprise for him, he knows.] Ahahaha. He could feel when I hold his hand...or...kiss him...
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[Being an amnesiac sounds like a rough time... He thinks briefly back to Grune, hm. Well.
WOW THOUGH WHAT A SAP. He'll set aside his depressos to lean forward with a teasing goblin grin.]
How cute, how earnest! That sort of affection will do him a lot of good, mm. I'll see what I can do about it as soon as I'm able!
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[HORSE-RIDING?? Oh boy.]
Thank you. [And then finally, he just decides to say it.] I'm planning on taking Black Shadows - [He winks.] - on a date, so...everything you told me is super helpful.
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I would, I would! It's only fair for you to be able to treat our dearest director to the best date possible, you know? I have faith that you'll make it something unforgettable, friend!
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I'll do my best! They deserve a good time, especially in this crazy place. So...anything for them, really.
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I do mean what I said - that I think anything you do at all would be appreciated by them. But I understand wanting to make it as special as possible. It's sweet, you know?
[And if anyone deserves that sort of sweetness, after everything...]